27 June 2020 ~ 0 Comments

Shirt.Woot Derby #768: Pun-Tees

Prepare your finest Dad jokes for the latest Shirt.Woot derby theme…

Starting Monday at 8PM CST: Derby #768: Pun-Tees

If you haven’t taken part in one of our pun-tastic derbies, boy are you in for a real tee-reat! I’m terrible at this…but YOU…you should be much better. I want to see puns on tees. Make em good ones, we have a very discerning audience for this kind of thing, just check our catalog!

Any puns too similar to designs we already have will not be printed, so make sure you do your research. I won’t pay attention to other sites, because we are the one and only Woot! Shirt!

There can be no pandas in your design, and if you include a llama, it must be wearing a hat. Pop culture is allowed, and strongly encouraged. Bonus points if you can illustrate a design with no words – although I don’t really know how to award those points, so do so at your own risk. Also bonus points for hand drawn typography – again I don’t really know how to award those points, other than I will remember a beautiful type, and maybe, possibly…buy it. On a tote though, I don’t wear graphic tees.

No politics, no cream shirts.

This derby begins Monday at 8pm CST and continues through the following Monday at 8pm. Three designs (determined by votes and editor input) will be printed as daily offers on Tuesday through Thursday and earn $1000 and $2 per item sold after the first day of sales. Other designs may be selected for a Plus sale, with each selected design earning $2 per item sold.

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